Prognosticator

Scroll down to the post I left on March 1, 2007. How prescient!

The moral of this story is that you should never take risks and you should stay with the same company until you die at your desk. Or . . . simply don't move to Vancouver. And don't spend more than you make for years on end. I need a Delorian.

Raptors Lose, Raptors Lose, Raptors Lose

Thoughts on the Raptors and prediction on where they finish in the standings?
I say they suck big time and that they continue to have morale issues and lack heart.
I say they finish 3rd from the bottom.

I.T. Disturb Revival

Thanks to Bizla for putting the idea in MAlicE's head that this blog still existed.
As one of a bazillion blogs that is abandoned on a daily basis, it's nice to know that we're back . . .

As a father .....

As a father you should hope that your children have a better lot in life than you did. This poses some very interesting questions especially with regards to relationships.

I can only wonder if Nader and Jeff hope that their sons are studs. The type of guys that ladies love to be around and spend time with. I wonder if they see their sons as the type of young men that will have tremendous success with the ladies ... maybe rack up the numbers .. or maybe they will be all about quality.

I wonder if your son were to meet your wife .. would you hope that they treat her as another notch in the belt or would you hope that he would pass.

Hmmm.

Of course there is always the chance that your son is gay. If so rest assured it is your fault.

Must See TV

The fact that this is a catch phrase says volumes about how we live ... it is no longer about survival unless by survival we mean prevention of death due to severe mental cramping. That being said the recommendations are as follows:

• The Wire - If you have not done all 5 seasons you may be dead.

• The League - Not too popular, easy to watch, unfortunately easy to relate to.

• The InBetweeners - Us had we grown up gay in Britain.

• Boardwalk Empire - Great cast, interesting story, will no go on forever a la Lost, Heroes etc ..

• Party Down - Worth watching ... a little under the radar.

• The Biggest Loser - ... its about you so you. When we were young we were taught that everybody is the same and that nobody is better than anyone else. As life progressed you learned that this was a lie and unfortunately there are plenty of people better than you (http://www.sportingnews.com/mlb/feed/2010-09/smart-athletes/story/sporting-news-names-the-20-smartest-athletes-in-sports). This is your weekly guilt free reminder that YOU are better than some people too.

Enjoy.

Do we exist. Does anybody care ....

I was reading this blog, perhaps the only proof that we exist in the Universe and am saddened that it is not being maintained.

Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?

Mark Ronson

Ronson has been killing it lately. He produced both the Lilly Allen and Amy Winehouse Albums as well as his own refix album 'Version'. Version is my favourite of the three. It is a bunch of jazzified remixes of some modern standards.

Mark also does a weekly podcast show for EVR(East Village Radio). Given his respect in the industry he is able to get his hands on a tonne of remixes, demos, and soon to be released stuff. I think the show is flat out nice ...but form your own opinions

Get Money, New Money

Thugs and Gents,

Need to make more money in a hurry. Ideas? Discuss amongst yourselves.

I don't want to be broke for the rest of my life.

bizzla

Are you a good friend?

I am. I wished NAD a dirty dirty one + thirty. Did you? Well I will bet you didn't. I guess I am not as selfish and self-centered as you are. I bet you think this blog is about you, don't you, don't you.

Candy

Nick, I met this girl last week. we had a great time. she's in Ottawa this week. I told her to look you up.

b

My Girl

Why is everyone hating on Britney? She's just trying to have a good time.

Stop hating on Brit. I guarantee she makes a comeback and then all you detractors will be forced to eat your words when I'm with the hottest pop star.

Benbe

I h@te my LIFE!

OK, sitting in this meeting with my customer discussing airplane parts. Want to jihad myself. All I have is blank stares when they ask me questions. They don't seem interested in how many girls I've been with or how phacked I was last weekend.
For real. Need to develop way of earning megabucks and not having to work. Please come up with plan for me and/or the whole team.

b

Ignignokt

you gotta love this soundboard. My favourites are on the green side:
1) "Hello? . . . "
2) "Dirty white boy!"
3) "You're a jukebox hero."

http://www.adultswim.com/shows/athf/stuff/soundboard/

Peter and Sam

Sam wants Pete to play the role of Asian sex slave for at least 6 hours.

Once Again...

what is ben doing?

Drive like an American

Who is dat?

Who is the girl in this photo?

Tank Top

Which one of these guys is finoch? Hint: It's not the guy wearing the blazer.

Let me ask the question again

What's caught Benbe's eye?

Do I look scared to you?

NAD goes back to Lebanon

N-A-D has been blessed by Allah with a trip home to Lebanon where he will have a chance to visit his Mother and extended family. What NAD does not know is that there is an arranged marriage planned for him upon his return. Shish-Taouka his 'special' wife to be, pictured to the left, is looking forward to meeting her new man.

Allah bless this union!

Ridiculously Large (Click here)

This weekend many of us had the privilege of seeing two of the largest
asses in the world. One belonging to a cutie dressed in white who is
best described as 'built for comfort', the second belonging to a long
time friend Jamie B. I think that Jamie is just looking out for P-Wheezy
... In three years, when 51 B is no more, he will be able to move into
her ass.

Malice

Cannonball Rub

live rub djs mix ... download me

Dirty Thirties

Today Hua Z aka 'Little Buddha' aka 'Fugazi' aka 'I will cry if Stetson dances with the love of my life' will be celebrating his 31st birthday.

This celebration will prove to be interesting since we will be joined by a few special guests. We all look forward to seeing the notorious Benbe, who joins us from T.O, as well as Jamie B who joins us all the way from Korea.

All of those who choose not to join us will be remembered as bad friends. This includes: Amita, KC, Bryn -- perhaps the laziest person I know, and all others. Basically you guys suck almost as much as Angie, NickAnonymous' special housekeeper.

A note about Benbe: Benbe works for one of the worlds finest providers of all things rail oriented. Some people never find there place in this world ... and then there is Benbe. Rail on.

A note about Jamie B: Jamie has always been secretly in love with Huamamoto but has been afraid to give herself to him. Perhaps she is afraid of knowing true love, perhaps she is afraid being barraged by recycled Seinfeld jokes ... we will never know. What we do know is that because she could not handle the Hua she found a replacement by the name of Hap Sin. Hap Sin is a nice fellow from Korea who looks exactly like Hua. I hear that he is nowhere as funny nor is he a world-class basketball player.